This country has a lot of charm
Its people kind, demeanour warm
Such grand terrain from coast to coast
So many things of which we boast
But there’s some stuff I didn’t know
That when I learned, I had to go
“D’oh Canada, it can’t be true!
There’s kooky things our people do!”
Like Canada is leader of
Consuming food the whole world loves
We eat the most boxed mac and cheese!
More donut shops and maple trees
That helped us invent maple syrup
And Winnipeg is King of Serpents!
And did you know we have some laws
That when you hear them, give you pause
You cannot scare the King of England
(But if you did, you’d be a legend!)
You cannot pay with too much coin
Fake witchcraft? To jail you’re going!
Of all the wonders and the feats to Be best known for, is a pizza
Invented in Ontario
A tasty but so weird combo
Ham and pineapple, love or hate
It’s things like this that make us great!
So raise the flag and sing out loud
D’oh Canada! You make me proud
And on this day, I’m glad to be
In land where goose and moose run free!