Just For The Pun Of It

If you’re like me

And like dumb jokes

Then puns are perfect

For us folks

They’re plays on words

Or words that play

You share with me

It makes my day!

Like this one here:

A nose that’s runny

Is snot a joke

Or all that funny

Or have you heard

This lumberjack bit

He got the axe

‘Cause he couldn’t hack it!

This one when shared

Will always kill -

I’ve seen lots of dentists

So I know the drill…

When I heard this

I thought it neat

A boiled egg

Is hard to beat!!

And finally

A punny notion

A running chick

Is poultry in motion!!