If you’re like me
And like dumb jokes
Then puns are perfect
For us folks
They’re plays on words
Or words that play
You share with me
It makes my day!
Like this one here:
A nose that’s runny
Is snot a joke
Or all that funny
Or have you heard
This lumberjack bit
He got the axe
‘Cause he couldn’t hack it!
This one when shared
Will always kill -
I’ve seen lots of dentists
So I know the drill…
When I heard this
I thought it neat
A boiled egg
Is hard to beat!!
And finally
A punny notion
A running chick
Is poultry in motion!!