Give Alvie a big “Attaboy!”
For dishing up some schadenfreude!
We’ve waited long enough together
Who knew good comes from “Stormy” weather!
Yet this doofus, “Teflon Don”
Is never really good and gone
But gifted are we with his mugshot
Good thing it is not a gut-shot
That would be so unflattering!
‘Cause his spray tan be spattering
(It might not be a photoshoot
But still he’ll match his orange jumpsuit!)
Should we hold back, not rush to judge
But then again, won’t hurt to nudge
This loser off his pedestal
Mock him like a Ford Edsel
Long awaited is this day
At last to see that crime don’t pay
Though tired of this man are we
We hope the Truth won’t set him free!