Cat

I sometimes wish I were a cat

I'd lie around all day

Dreaming and snoozing

Doing things of my choosing

I will meow 'til I get my own way

I’d leave my poop in trays of sand

'Cause someone cleans my waste!

And in my cat dish

Every food of my wish

I'd ignore with no more than a taste

I'd barely pay you any mind

Until I’m in the mood

You can pet and I'll preen

Lick my paws 'til they're clean

I know that my life’s pretty good

I take control of everything

Your bed will be my lair

You’ll beg for my love

But away I will shove

Tough luck, because cats just don't care!