I sometimes wish I were a cat
I'd lie around all day
Dreaming and snoozing
Doing things of my choosing
I will meow 'til I get my own way
I’d leave my poop in trays of sand
'Cause someone cleans my waste!
And in my cat dish
Every food of my wish
I'd ignore with no more than a taste
I'd barely pay you any mind
Until I’m in the mood
You can pet and I'll preen
Lick my paws 'til they're clean
I know that my life’s pretty good
I take control of everything
Your bed will be my lair
You’ll beg for my love
But away I will shove
Tough luck, because cats just don't care!