Dad jokes are those jokes that make
You roll your eyes and sigh
They’re often from a special place
Where good jokes go to die
I know now why they call them “Dad”
‘Cause dads are unique breeds
They’re always inappropriate
And full of impish deeds
I love dad jokes and guarantee
These gems will gut your bust
Like “I sold our vacuum cleaner ‘cause
It was only gath’ring dust…”
Dad jokes tend to be so bad
That they are oh so good
Never failed to make us laugh
Like only dumb jokes could
They fill us up with so much glee
No matter where they’re hurled
Let dad jokes be the answer to
All things that ail this world!