A to Zombie: A
A to Z
Your momma said
Is all you need to know
But A to Zombie
Is what will save you
From a world of woe!
A practical primer that’s laid out so nice
With frightening facts and hands-on advice
A must-read for people that fear the undead
Tips that will keep you from losing your head!
A is for Apocalypse
The time is f**king nigh
Zombies rise and walk the earth
We’re screwed ‘cause dead won’t die
Run away! They're slow and leaden
It's a full-on zombie armageddon!