No one knows where this creature lives
It's a wild and strange mystery
Yet do not doubt its existence
We've all heard of Hippo Crazy
It likes to pretend and promises much
Then does the clear opposite
What kind of creature behaves like that?
I say, we should not stand for it!
I know that a hippo is thought to be sweet
So a hunter need not be commanded
But if it is feigning to be what it's not
At least it should be reprimanded!
I'll tell you the truth we all feel the same
Hippo Crazy is something we hate
We reel when we feel the pain of its bite
And apologies come much too late
Say what you mean and do what you say
Is that really so hard to compute?
But this animal enjoys being bad
Self-awareness is not its strong suit
I know that we hope someone offers advice
That might help us all to defeat one
But honestly if I were given the choice
I'd definitely rather not meet one...
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