(Sung to the tune of "The Flintstones")
Simpsons
Meet the Simpsons
They’re the fun four-fingered family
From the town of Springfield
They could all use lots of therapy
Homer drives the family through the town
Yelling that he’ll turn the car around
When you’re with the Simpsons
You’ll be laughing while you’re crying
You might risk dying
You’ll have a trying time
Simpsons
Oh those Simpsons
They’re the folks that drive you round the bend
Though they’re always fighting
They will somehow make up in the end
Someday maybe Homer will do right
Instead of getting drunk at Mo’s each night
When you watch the Simpsons
Have a grab-a-beer and cheer time
A glad-they’re-here time
Smithers-came-out gay ol' time!