On the first of December I bought on Amazon
A blow-up outdoor zombie baby
On the second of December I bought on Amazon
A rubber chicken purse
And a blow-up outdoor zombie baby
On the third of December I bought on Amazon
Bacon-scented soap
A rubber chicken purse
And a blow-up outdoor zombie baby
On the fourth of December I bought on Amazon
A cat butt tissue holder
Bacon-scented soap
A rubber chicken purse
And a blow-up outdoor zombie baby
On the fifth of December I bought on Amazon
Fiiiiiiive screaming goats!
A cat butt tissue holder
Bacon-scented soap
A rubber chicken purse
And a blow-up outdoor zombie baby
On the sixth of December I bought on Amazon
A Bob Ross bobblehead
Fiiiiiiiiive screaming goats!
A cat butt tissue holder
Bacon-scented soap
A rubber chicken purse
And a blow-up outdoor zombie baby
On the seventh of December I bought on Amazon
Shakespearean Insult Bandaids
A Bob Ross bobblehead
Fiiiiiiiive screaming goats!
A cat butt tissue holder
Bacon-scented soap
A rubber chicken purse
And a blow-up outdoor zombie baby
On the eighth of December I bought on Amazon
Lightsaber chopsticks
Shakespearean Insult Bandaids
A Bob Ross bobblehead
Fiiiiiiiiiive screaming goats!
A cat butt tissue holder
Bacon-scented soap
A rubber chicken purse
And a blow-up outdoor zombie baby
On the ninth of December I bought on Amazon
Tiny plastic babies
Lightsaber chopsticks
Shakespearean Insult Bandaids
A Bob Ross bobblehead
Fiiiiiiiiive screaming goats!
A cat butt tissue holder
Bacon-scented soap
A rubber chicken purse
And a blow-up outdoor zombie baby
On the tenth of December I bought on Amazon
Things that look like french bread
Tiny plastic babies
Lightsaber chopsticks
Shakespearean Insult Bandaids
A Bob Ross bobblehead
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive screaming goats!
A cat butt tissue holder
Bacon-scented soap
A rubber chicken purse
And a blow-up outdoor zombie baby
On the eleventh of December I bought on Amazon
Cordless jumping rope
Things that look like french bread
Tiny plastic babies
Lightsaber chopsticks
Shakespearean Insult Bandaids
A Bob Ross bobblehead
Fiiiiiiiiiiive screaming goats!
A cat butt tissue holder
Bacon-scented soap
A rubber chicken purse
And a blow-up outdoor zombie baby
On the twelfth of December I bought on Amazon
Instant underpants
Cordless jumping rope
Things that look like french bread
Tiny plastic babies
Lightsaber chopsticks
Shakespearean Insult Bandaids
A Bob Ross bobblehead
Fiiiiiiiiiive screaming goats!
A cat butt tissue holder
Bacon-scented soap
A rubber chicken purse
And a blow-up outdoor zombie baby!!!