Beware the day of the Fools
They’re here to break all of the rules
Trust nothing that they have to say
For dread that it’s April Fools’ Day!
And also be wary of jokers
Those annoying and vexing butt pokers
But if you are smart and quite able
You can be turning the table!
A spouse that will ask for divorce?
Fool ‘em back and say “Why not? Of course!”
A friend that sneaks up behind back?
Drop “dead” from a fake heart attack!
No matter what happens today
Try to enjoy it some way
In times like these let’s stick together
And we all need to laugh more than ever!