I challenge you to name someone
As bothersome as they are fun
A person who you know from work
One day is nice than next a jerk
That reminds us of that Michael Scott
The hapless boss you’ve not forgot
He ran The Office like a pro
Well, like any luckless schmuck we know
When first we met he was a twit
He’d make a person want to quit
With bad jokes he’d just go for it
And bragged with naught to show for it!
Week after week he’d make us rant
But not to laugh? You know you can’t!
Remember when he took that hike?
Or when he killed as Prison Mike?
His antics were a real cringe fest
But yet you knew he tried his best
He started out like sad-sack clown
Burning all their good work down
But as the years went by we saw
A change that made us all go, “Awwww…”
Much less times he’d harass at large
Became instead the guy in charge
A kinder gentler sort of man
Who loved his Dunder Mifflin clan
A man we loved to hate at first
With inappropriate outbursts
But we could see his heart was gold
And full of funny bits untold
And when he left his absence felt
Like pants too loose from missing belt
I can’t stop watching old reruns
The whole crew has infectious fun
I’ll always laugh, until I’m dead
Each time he goes, “that’s what she said”
He’s sole to blame for mess he’s in
But yet you root for him to win
At Michael Scott, you can’t stay cross
He truly is The World’s Best Boss!