
The day after Valentines, the sun dawned the brightest
Making my brain feel it’s screwed on the tightest
My head and my wallet are feeling the pain
It may be from drinking too much cheap champagne
We started out slowly, the tiniest sips
We loved how the bubbles would tickle our lips
Staring in eyes as the night lingered on
We drank and we drank, till both were long gone
I’m not even sure if we bothered to eat
In bliss left alone playing footsies with feet
The staff were impatient, so called us a cab
Don’t worry we made sure to clear up our tab
But just how we made it, inside, to the bed
Is memory I simply don’t have in my head
I can tell you the night is one far from X-rated
‘Cause now all I wish, may I please be sedated!
Keep drapes drawn in mercy and shut them up tight
I need some relief from the “joy” of last night
It took Valentines, for me, to discover
Indeed one can suffer a true love hangover!
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