This one is dedicated to my awesome dad, Henry Mah. You're the best!
Mr. Market said one day
I want everyone to pay
I will do my little dance
Making folks think there’s a chance
If they give me all their cash
(And they hope I never crash)
They will make a lot of dough
But there is much they do not know
For I am fickle like a child
Silly things might make me wild
But investors never learn
As if they’ve dollars free to burn
Up and down like roller coaster
Taking down the fool and boaster
Mr. Market’s not your friend
Has no money he will lend
He will take it like a boss
Leaving you to mourn the loss
I would like to introduce
Someone who’s not fast or loose
She will help you make a sum
Lovely sweet our Miss Income
She is known for taking time
Building slow is just as fine
She is who I call a friend
Recommending dividends
Investing smart is what she does
Learned her lessons just because
Mr. Market taught her well
All his secrets she will tell
Never chase the Market’s tail
It sets you up to always fail
Instead trust that investing in
Solid stocks will help you win
Give up all that stress and strife
And earn a salary for life
Sure things are not what you chase
Slow and steady wins the race!