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On Guard For Theeeee!

Writer: Theresa BaxterTheresa Baxter


Demur, sedate, at most slight pique

That’s what makes us, up north, unique

We might lose temper, now and then

But we’re polite, Canadienne

They thought think us quiet, unassuming

But oh within, what storm clouds looming

Who says we’re not that patriotic

They think restraint made us myopic?

They poked and woke this sleeping bear

And found out, that indeed, we care

Regret they will they picked this fight

As proud our flag waves, red and white

We will not be intimidated

Their fault you underestimated

We’ll keep our cash and cancel trips

Eat only Old Dutch Ketchup chips!

We’ll leave their bourbon on the shelf

And ship our oil to someone else!

They can’t make us bend to their will

They thought us weak with too much chill

They thought they’d push ‘cause we’re too nice

Our hot blood flows like skates on ice

It might have taken orange-tinged clown

To make us finally stand our ground

They thought we’d fall like chopped down tree

But stand we do, on guard for thee!

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