I am Alain, son of Michael
And today is a most special day
I'm the powerful God of Thunder
To be honoured in a most special way
I come from a land you know not
Of thunder and lightning I'm master
But I'm also a sweet funny guy
It's just that compared to all mortals I'm faster
Born in the mystical city
The beautiful Kapuskasing
In the infinite lands of Ontario
(If I'd stayed there I'd surely be king)
Do you notice my gigantic muscles?
And magnificent cape flowing red
Luscious are my golden locks
I've got silvery wings on my head
There's someone that I have to deal with
My brother is so aggravating
So I carry a really big hammer
(It's not like I am compensating...)
In this life I had many adventures
I've had to protect much this and that
But really I long for the suburbs
With a family, 2 dogs and a cat
So on this particular birthday
I am wishing the hardest I can
For a break from all stuff that is super
Let me be just an average man
Let me mow the long grass in the summer
Wear an apron and grill a good steak
Let me sleep in on all of the weekends
Even Thunder gods could use a break
I don't think it is too much to ask
And I hope I'm not being a pain
If I only have one small condition
You all call me "Mighty Alain"!
(:-P)
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