Puffy jacket keeps me warm
So I may make it through a storm
Or if I’m stuck out in the cold
It’s Gore-tex, or at least I’m told
Have you heard of it before?
Apparently a guy named Gore
A man with certain science bent
Discovered it by accident
And now it seems ubiquitous
Its water-proofness, such a plus!
I wear my jacket oh so proudly
Extol its virtues, oh so loudly!
As winter coat, it’s oh so righteous
Though some might think it not so stylish
I say, away with gabardine
For in my polytetrafluoroethylene
I’m well ensconced like bug in rug
Your side-eye look, I coolly shrug
In any weather I can hack it
In my faux-trimmed Gore-Tex jacket!