
Tis hard to fathom fifteen years
Have passed since we cried vampire tears
For hallowed myth fell into arms
Of young adults, and all their charms
And turned a fiend that’s quite remarkable
Into dude whose skin is so sparkle-able
Instead of Count with white silk glove
We have two “youngsters” deep in love…
Pale-complexions, haunted gaze
Their chemistry became a craze
This silly story changed the world
Blood-sucking heartthrob pines for girl
Like destiny grabbed hold his fangs
And gave his dead heart lovesick pangs
It’s so absurd that such a legend
Falls to pieces at mere mention
Of the name, what undoes fella
Like whispered sonnet, he wilts at “Bella…”
Excuse me while I fetch my eyes
They rolled right out, it’s no surprise
For we that love the noble wraith
We’ll hold fast lore and keep the faith
Let sparkle-skinned bloodsuckers live
Their corny fancies we forgive
But I will never let it go
What I’m about to say, you know
There’s fewer dumb things I recall
Than vampires
In a storm
Playing
Baseball…
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