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What the Camel Ate



A camel ate

Some laminate

You wonder how he made out?

Well, he’s kinda now just laid out


A vulture of culture

Is over-indulger

Turns into right vulgarian

If supplied with too much carrion!


A giraffe can laugh

At rice pilaf

But to them some tender leaves

Are the height of aperitive!


A fox licked lox

A flea drank tea

A  pig took a swig

But a bass took a pass


A llama lisps

Thick are their lips

Unlucky too, for underneath

Are easily the strangest teeth!


From head to feet

We’re what we eat

How glad I am to care again

To become a vegetarian!

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