What the Camel Ate

A camel ate

Some laminate

You wonder how he made out?

Well, he’s kinda now just laid out

A vulture of culture

Is over-indulger

Turns into right vulgarian

If supplied with too much carrion!

A giraffe can laugh

At rice pilaf

But to them some tender leaves

Are the height of aperitive!

A fox licked lox

A flea drank tea

A  pig took a swig

But a bass took a pass

A llama lisps

Thick are their lips

Unlucky too, for underneath

Are easily the strangest teeth!

From head to feet

We’re what we eat

How glad I am to care again

To become a vegetarian!